onceuponamanda
death-by-lulz:

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bluntrollerandsmoker:

25 joint and blunt pole

bluntrollerandsmoker:

25 joint and blunt pole

OMG yes

OMG yes

death-by-lulz:


"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."


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death-by-lulz:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

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#bathtime #movies #hoteltransilvania #sickday 💀😣🎃

#bathtime #movies #hoteltransilvania #sickday 💀😣🎃

feathery-soul:

ljubia:

feathery-soul:

hippie homes.

I want to live there

awww that was my first post! How lovely it showed up on my dash again ♥

thelovelyartistic:

dolphinboy89:

i dont even know where to start

what the fuck is that behind the chair


That would be half a person, I believe. Holy crap. 😳

thelovelyartistic:

dolphinboy89:

i dont even know where to start

what the fuck is that behind the chair

That would be half a person, I believe. Holy crap. 😳

laurenwinzer:

Did this on German traveller, Leandra! I will be in Nepal from tomorrow until the 30yh April please contact @hunterandfoxtattoo for appointments etc while I’m away! Thank you!

laurenwinzer:

Did this on German traveller, Leandra! I will be in Nepal from tomorrow until the 30yh April please contact @hunterandfoxtattoo for appointments etc while I’m away! Thank you!

I’m so excited for some good reggae soul this summer going to see #rebelution #iration #slightlystoopid and #glove 😁👍👍❤️ so pummmppedd! @ssmit027 @thecommonpractice

I’m so excited for some good reggae soul this summer going to see #rebelution #iration #slightlystoopid and #glove 😁👍👍❤️ so pummmppedd! @ssmit027 @thecommonpractice

modificationinspiration:

awesomemodifications:

someone asked earlier what tattoo artists practice on before human skin.here is a tattooed banana, one of the options.-kat

what artists should practice on. basement scratchers don’t seem to understand this concept.

modificationinspiration:

awesomemodifications:

someone asked earlier what tattoo artists practice on before human skin.

here is a tattooed banana, one of the options.

-kat

what artists should practice on. basement scratchers don’t seem to understand this concept.

unclefather:

dumb ass idiot 

lenuadoresit:

spookygoon:

lostincape-town:

kdoubt:


This raccoon never left the side of a cat who was dying of a tumor. The cat was comforted for the final hours of her life by her long time friend.
-Hold the ones you cherish


This literally just made me cry

NO YOU FUCKERS ALWAYS MAKE ME CRY AT THINGS STOP

It’s heartbreaking how the racoon comforts the cat.

lenuadoresit:

spookygoon:

lostincape-town:

kdoubt:

This raccoon never left the side of a cat who was dying of a tumor. The cat was comforted for the final hours of her life by her long time friend.

-Hold the ones you cherish

This literally just made me cry

NO YOU FUCKERS ALWAYS MAKE ME CRY AT THINGS STOP

It’s heartbreaking how the racoon comforts the cat.

knightof-hope:

vanishedschism:

theatretroubles:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming versethat what I wear puts swagger in my gait;though twenty shillings have I in my purse,my self-esteem and manhood both inflatewhen lofty furs I purchase for a cent.Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, thoughthey smell a trifle musty. Still, I spentmuch less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.These dusty shelves will yield their hidden lootto those, like me, more frugal in their looks.Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.      - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.

Guys, that’s not only Iambic, that’s a fucking sonnet. *claps*

Grammatically correct for the period and a couple of references to Shakespeare’s actual works.

I’m sincerely impressed.

knightof-hope:

vanishedschism:

theatretroubles:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
     - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.

Guys, that’s not only Iambic, that’s a fucking sonnet. *claps*

Grammatically correct for the period and a couple of references to Shakespeare’s actual works.

I’m sincerely impressed.

thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4
okay story time
so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”
so I drew a banana instead.
and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”
so I was like “k”
and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.
My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4

okay story time

so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”

so I drew a banana instead.

and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”

so I was like “k”

and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.

My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class


In 1930, aged 4, Shanti Deva from Delhi, India, told her parents that she had once lived in a place called Muttra (now known as Mathura), that she had been a mother of three, who died in childbirth, and that her previous name was Ludgi. Because the girl continually related the story, her parents investigated. It turned out there was a village called Muttra, and that a woman named Ludgi had recently died there. They took Shanti to the village where she began to speak the local dialect and recognized her previous-life husband and children. She even gave twenty four accurate statements matching confirmed facts about Ludgi’s life. An impressive feat for a four year old.

In 1930, aged 4, Shanti Deva from Delhi, India, told her parents that she had once lived in a place called Muttra (now known as Mathura), that she had been a mother of three, who died in childbirth, and that her previous name was Ludgi. Because the girl continually related the story, her parents investigated. It turned out there was a village called Muttra, and that a woman named Ludgi had recently died there. They took Shanti to the village where she began to speak the local dialect and recognized her previous-life husband and children. She even gave twenty four accurate statements matching confirmed facts about Ludgi’s life. An impressive feat for a four year old.