25 joint and blunt pole
"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."
I want to live there
awww that was my first post! How lovely it showed up on my dash again ♥
i dont even know where to start
what the fuck is that behind the chair
That would be half a person, I believe. Holy crap. 😳
Did this on German traveller, Leandra! I will be in Nepal from tomorrow until the 30yh April please contact @hunterandfoxtattoo for appointments etc while I’m away! Thank you!
I’m so excited for some good reggae soul this summer going to see #rebelution #iration #slightlystoopid and #glove 😁👍👍❤️ so pummmppedd! @ssmit027 @thecommonpractice
someone asked earlier what tattoo artists practice on before human skin.
here is a tattooed banana, one of the options.
what artists should practice on. basement scratchers don’t seem to understand this concept.
dumb ass idiot
This raccoon never left the side of a cat who was dying of a tumor. The cat was comforted for the final hours of her life by her long time friend.
-Hold the ones you cherish
This literally just made me cry
NO YOU FUCKERS ALWAYS MAKE ME CRY AT THINGS STOP
It’s heartbreaking how the racoon comforts the cat.
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”
*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.
Guys, that’s not only Iambic, that’s a fucking sonnet. *claps*
Grammatically correct for the period and a couple of references to Shakespeare’s actual works.
I’m sincerely impressed.
Art dump part 4
okay story time
so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”
so I drew a banana instead.
and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”
so I was like “k”
and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.
My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class
In 1930, aged 4, Shanti Deva from Delhi, India, told her parents that she had once lived in a place called Muttra (now known as Mathura), that she had been a mother of three, who died in childbirth, and that her previous name was Ludgi. Because the girl continually related the story, her parents investigated. It turned out there was a village called Muttra, and that a woman named Ludgi had recently died there. They took Shanti to the village where she began to speak the local dialect and recognized her previous-life husband and children. She even gave twenty four accurate statements matching confirmed facts about Ludgi’s life. An impressive feat for a four year old.